Friday, June 06, 2008
Things Asians Don't Do or Say
I was having a random conversation with a buddy of mine yesterday. We were talking about how absurd it was watching the NHL playoffs on television and seeing so many grown adults with their faces painted. Who the hell does that?
I'll tell you who DOESN'T do that...Asian people.
I'll bet in the history of fandom, you won't find any adult Asians painting their faces in support of their team (the sole exception being that scantily-clad Korean chick from the World Cup who was trying to get a modeling contract.)
Anyway, for the next few minutes, my buddy and I tried to come up with a few other things that Asians/Asian-Americans would never do or say. Here's our short list...
1. Leave their kids in the car.
2. Have sex with their students.
3. Get killed by a grizzly bear.
4. Claim they were abducted by aliens.
5. Put leashes on their kids.
Any other ideas? Throw 'em out there.