If things don't change drastically in the next few years, I can envision the following conversation taking place:
Sunshine: Daddy, the movies from Chinatown don't look so great in the home theater.
SoulSnax: Fine, what movie do you want? I'll see if someone at work has it, and I'll make a copy for you.
Sunshine: Why can't we just buy it at Blockbuster?
SoulSnax: Honey, if we just went and bought it at Blockbuster, then we'd be giving our hard-earned money to the pseudoliberal Hollywood hypocrites who robbed your uncle Roy out of a career.
Sunshine: What's a hippo-cricket?