Sunday, July 23, 2006

“Desperate” Couple Find "Exotic" Video From China, Make Own Version To "Spice" Up Their Marriage :)

Warning: Tongue-in-Cheek Alert. When my wife Anna was seven months pregnant things weren’t so hot. We were home one Friday night and we were “desperate”. She eventually came across an “exotic” video from China on the Internet. To “spice” things up, she wanted us to make our own version of the video. At first I was a bit nervous and didn’t want to do it. I mean, what would happen if our video got out in public? But she was persistent and I finally gave in to the urge. So we recorded not only our “wild gyrations” and “cries of passion”, but also poignantly captured one of our most “intimate moments” forever on tape.

Of course, our worst nightmare happened and the video made it’s way on to the Internet last Fall. We thought things were behind us, but the “scandal” continued when NBC Dateline showed a small portion of the clip on national TV last month. We didn’t know about it until several friends from around the country contacted us to offer their “sympathies” after seeing the segment. You may have even seen it yourself. But just in case you haven’t, I want to make sure you hear it from me first. I want to be open and honest with people. I want you to know what you’re all getting into by having me as a contributing blogger on this site. So I’ve included the video here in it’s entirety for you to judge on your own. You can also read about all the “sordid” details in my personal blog entry entitled “Pregnancy Hormones – A Cautionary Tale”. Let this be both an example and a warning to any and all who are willing to tempt fate with a camcorder, broadband Internet access and a YouTube account. This video is for “mature” audiences only. End Tongue-in-Cheek Alert.

4 comments:

Miranda said...

That is truly awesome. :)

superha said...

You guys are really goofy (in a good way)! Glad you're a Rice Daddy. :)

Sprog Mamma said...

Ha Ha, that was too funny. I don't think I could talk the hubby into anything like that.

Akinoluna said...

In between trying not to laugh out loud and scaring my housemates, I was thinking, if I ever get married, I hope I have as much fun as you two appear to be having.