It's an award-winning cherry-red two-seater with molded-in cupholders (for juice boxes and sippy cups). Plus, it's plastic, which means I won't kill myself hauling it up hilly sidewalks.
Last night, while holiday shopping online, I considered purchasing the wagon on target.com. But after carefully examining the text on the Target website, I had some second thoughts. Do I really want to buy a wagon that's listed by the store under "Subjects: Religion & Spirituality: Occult"? Does it make sense to strap my kid into a piece of plastic that Target lumps together with other "Similar Items" like "NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCES"?
The answer is still probably "yes." I'm a sucker for cupholders.
(In case the good folks at Target edit their page, a screenshot can be found here.)
2 comments:
That's pretty funny. But, I can verify that it is a pretty good wagon. We've been pulling our twins around in it for 3 years.
Although, with the profanities that roll through my head when I have to pull it up a hill with 80 lbs of kids, maybe it is demonically posesed or something.
Heh. Weird.
BTW, F-Bomb, good to have you back, it's been a while! Don't be a stranger!
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